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🏝️ Annual "Treat Yo Self" Day Declaration
I, YOUR_NAME, hereby declare SPECIFIC_DATE as my official "Treat Yo Self" Day.
Budget:
I solemnly swear to spend no less than $OUTRAGEOUS_AMOUNT on pure self-indulgence.
Mandatory Treats:
I shall partake in at least NUMBER of the following activities:
LUXURY_ITEM_1
LUXURY_ITEM_2
LUXURY_ACTIVITY_1
ABSURD_PAMPERING_SERVICE
Judgment-Free Zone:
All NUMBER_OF_FRIENDS of my friends are required to respond "You deserve it!" to any purchase announcement.
Calories Don't Count:
On this day, all foods shall be classified as HEALTH_FOOD_1 and HEALTH_FOOD_2.
Work Excuse:
My official out-of-office reply shall read: "Currently investing in my RANDOM_BODY_PART wellness. Will return when I'm ADJECTIVE."
Dress Code:
Acceptable attire includes RIDICULOUS_OUTFIT_1 or RIDICULOUS_OUTFIT_2. Bonus points for both simultaneously.
Social Media Obligation:
I must post at least NUMBER selfies with the caption "Living my best ANIMAL life!"
End-of-Day Ritual:
This glorious day shall conclude with a LENGTH_OF_TIME bubble bath while listening to GUILTY_PLEASURE_SONG on repeat.
Next-Day Recovery:
The day after shall be spent in COMFY_CLOTHING, reminiscing about my greatness and planning next year's extravaganza.
Signed with a EXPENSIVE_PEN pen on fancy paper,
YOUR_NAME, Sultan of Self-Care
Witnessed by:
PET_NAME, loyal companion and non-judgmental confidant